*May contain strong language and material that some people may find offensive!*
Date: Monday 10th February 2020
Location: Milnsbridge, Huddersfield
Specifically:
After a delightful end to Sunday evening, courtesy of my gorgeous friend Rachael (who am the most fabulous lady in the universe) messaging me; I awake to the sound of Alex calling me a “Petrol powered weedwacker“ (too busy laughing and repeating WTF!? to be insulted).
I am also absolutely fascinated by a facebook discussion
“What kind of undercrackers do people wear when driving a motorhome and what do they recommend. Ffs”
... just when I thought things couldn't get any sillier. But you know the funny thing is, daft as these posts are - they do generate masses of discussion. People love a simple and straightforward topic even it if is about where to store your balls while driving.
... and just take a look at some of the answers..
“need padded ones for long distance”
”Just a thong at twilight“😂
“I find tight ones are comfortable on thong journeys“
“I find these are quite comfortable, they act also as a mask!!!“
“I find no matter what pants you wear you still have to rearrange the undercarriage a few times because there’s nowt worse than a painful pinched plum or strangled snake on a long journey. It’s about time some NASA scientists invent a bollock bra or something to lift the tackle clear of the seat for maximum comfort and support on long journeys, I would hate to be an astronaut with sweaty itchy bollocks for millions of miles so it would be beneficial for NASA and us drivers👍“
I‘m also going to chuck in an old post of mine from a few years ago - seems relevant!!!
Janet.
Having said all this I am still sat on my arse so I need to get moving - especially as its 12.30 p.m! I grab something to eat (seeing as it was just passing anyway!) and set about a series of masks I’m preparing for Knowsley.!!
Come 5.30 pm they're still not finished but they are well on the way to completion; and looking rather good if I say so myself! Heres a photo!!! Halfway through this
SCUNTHORPE SCAMMER
Application to small claims court on the advice if a friend.
email message to Greg Masters
Since both you and Tim seem to lack the common decency to return my money and that both of you seem to be taking the ‘ignore him and he’ll go away approach’. I will now be making a claim against you in the small claims court.
You should also be aware that, Because I have to pay a fee to do this I will be claiming the full £184 you have stolen + costs incurred due to all the time and effort I have had to put in running around trying to sort this.
THIS WILL NOT GO AWAY UNTIL YOU PUT THIS RIGHT!!!
Thanks
Dave
Response from Greg Masters
“Are good morning, just so you are aware this is now a criminal case, for harassment, possible fraud and militious communication, as I'm sure you are aware, you made comments by message, prior to this incident, then admitted you go to far, this was also sent to the case team, Tim tells me you received one box, yet not another, this is also with the case team along with all receipts and paperwork, all messages of militious communication, Inc those sent to the many Facebook groups, which will also form the civil case after the criminal issues have been resolved, please note, this is now a criminal matter, not a civil one.”
My Response
Hi Greg and thanks for your message.
I’m not going to waste time responding to your comments other than to say how disappointing it is that you could not simply do the right thing and return my money, worse, you seem to have completely overlooked the fact that it is me who is the victim, not you and your self righteous brother.
Since the courts are involved there will be no more messages or comments from me - unless there is something I feel you need to be aware of.
As far as your juvenile threats are concerned you can try to intimidate me all you like. I am not, I repeat NOT just going to let you take my money without a fight.
Thanks
Dave
Response from Greg Masters
First of all I have taken nothing, second of all if it is lost in post and someone is claining so that does not make it theft, your readyness to claim so is somewhat bizzare, two sides to every story and all that, I don't make threats I was merely informing you of the current situation, I will make sure the emails are sent to the investigation team regards G
Meanwhile on a lighter note
I see a facebook post from my friend Janet. Her husband, Lawrence (Lol) almost saws his hands off. In the sane day he had the stitches out he buys a folding table saw! Good idea or a bad one? Good discussion in there somewhere.
Also on todays facebook post - thus meme about quitting a job. Change the word ‘quit’ to early retirement, the world for (mainly the middle bit of) the UK and this could be me! Well - I bought Hymie in June 19 and around 9 months on I’m still loving the life!
HYMIE
..... Is going to be linked to crafting today - basically because he‘s been left with craft materials all over his insides while I prepare stuff for Knowsley on Saturday. I don’t like to leave Hymie messy.
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