*May contain strong language and material that some people may find offensive!*
Date: Thursday 30th January 2020
Location: Milnsbridge, Huddersfield
Specifically: In me nest
STEAMPUNK
Having spent the better part of Wednesday dealing with a baldy headed scam artist with nappy rash on his face instead of his arse (always some knobhead who has to show off) it was lovely to see this lovely little story on yer facebook!
Enjoy ........
OK everyone - deep breath, and a 1,2,3 and...
A charming and whimsical tale about two people who live as Victorians and who meet and fall in love in the quaint and quintessential town of Buxton in Derbyshire which is a good story to hear about when I am obliged to share the world with a bespectacled clown who looks like that bloke out of ‘Buggles‘ who sang ‘Video killed the Radio Star’ and who has the audacity to con me out of £100 of my hard earned money then go around bleating about how he is a victim because I dared to report him and his nappy rash covered fuck up of a face to the Bow Street Runners. The idiotic twat!
https://www.facebook.com/146505212039213/posts/7173101739379490/?vh=e
FACE POO
Well I’ve often heard it said that most of the stuff on facebook is shite but that has never been truer than this morning when I woke up to find an article about er...... shite. Entitled ‘Going for a poo is good for you’.
WTAF!? Well yeah (duh!) because it would not be good for your mental health to take a big shit in your pants and then have to spend the rest of the day waddling around like a penguin. Neither would it be good for anyone else's mental health to have you tottering around wafting your shitty fragrance around the building.
FACEBOOK MEMORIES
Anyway stuff that shit (probably lead to constipation anyway).
Never took much interest in the facebook memories stuff. Most of them are things I’d sooner forget anyway. But then this appeared....
.....and then I thought “you handsome little devil!”
Yes it is me!!!
Oh don’t give me that old shit about you look better in the mask - I know that already. I could hardly look any bloody worse!
Laters!!!’
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